Personalized Funny Cussing Swimmer Candle | Gift for Triathlete | Ocean Swim Lover Gift | Soy Wax Candle

This candle is for that exact moment in open water when you lift your head to sight… and immediately think: "#@!%"
If you’ve ever done an open water swim—or your first triathlon—you know this feeling.
-Missed the buoy.
-Swam off course.
-Can’t see straight.
-Questioning everything.

🌊 Why You (or They!) Will Love It:
Designed for open water swimmers & triathletes
Captures the chaos of buoy sighting (we’ve all been there)
Personalized with your name for a unique touch
Perfect post-race or post-training wind-down
🎯 Perfect For:
First-time triathletes
Open water swimmers
Swim leg survivors 😄
Race day gifts, finish line gifts, or training motivation
🖊️ Personalization: Add your name (or gift one to your training partner who zig-zagged the whole course).

Warm, hand-poured small batch soy candles use 100% USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco-wick for a steady, clean burn. It comes in a clear glass with a sleek black lid. Choose from a range of seasonal and fresh scents—or unscented for simple, gentle light. The glass jars are reusable once cleaned, and the candles meet ASTM safety standards. Part of the Endurance Thoughts Collection — minimalist designs inspired by the honest moments we all experience out there. Also available in cyclist and other outdoor designs—see shop for full collection.

🕯️ Details:
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans
- 4oz size (25–30 hr clean and even burn)
- 100% cotton eco-wick for clean, steady flames
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formulation; meets ASTM standards
- Minimalist design
- Designed in Colorado

🌿 Materials:
Soy wax, cotton wick, fragrance oil

🔥 Safety:
Burn within sight
Keep away from children and pets
Never burn the candle near flammable items.
For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.